i saw this on :darkgoddess1995:'s journal and thought it'd be funny.
use your name for the slogan generator here. -> [link]

1. What do you say to yourself every morning?
Show Me The Waya!

2. What do you want other people to say about you?
The Sweet You Can Eat Between Meals Without Ruining Your Waya.

3. Someone asked you out, your answer is...
There's Always Room For Waya. lol

4. How would you answer a booty call?
A Finger of Waya is Just Enough to Give Your Kids a Treat. (0_o)...WTF?!

5. How would you introduce yourself to someone you really like?
Make It A Waya Night. XD

6. To someone you dislike?
Beware of Expensive Waya.

7. You're in a conversation and you suddenly feel the need to pee, how would you excuse yourself?
Only Waya Can Prevent Forest Fires. (HAHAHAHA!)

8. Your parents ask you why you got home late, you say...
You've Got Questions. We've Got Waya.

9. You're failing a subject, you say...
Be Young, Have Fun, Drink Waya.

10. The love of your life asks you to marry him/her, what do you say?
Stop! This Waya is not Ready Yet! (lol)

11. Your bf/gf is breaking up with you, you tell him/her...
Have You Forgotten How Good Waya Tastes?

12. Someone told you you're a jerk, you tell them...
Waya Just Feels Right.

13. What are the best words to describe you?
Waya: The Other White Meat. (I'm not that white....)

14. If you're going to have a movie about your life, the title is...
Welcome To Waya Country.

15. Your last words before you die...
Only Waya Has The Answer.

16. Your message to a special someone...
Why Have Cotton When You Can Have Waya?

17. Title of this post will be...
What Would You Do For A Waya?


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